Scrunch THIS.

Do you remember Scrunchies? Do you remember the higher you could get that pony tail, the better? Do you remember you couldn't leave the house unless you had one (or 10) on your hair and one on your wrist....and a spare in your bag???? Well, just like the past always come back to bite you in the ass...so does the items you'd rather forget.

American Apparel (aka....my fav store) has launched the ultimate scrunchie collection that any hipster girl would love to own.

However...I warn you if you do attempt this, I have some Rules and Regs.

#1 Please have at least shoulder length or longer hair. If you are struggling to put your hair in a pony-tail, then scrunchies aren't for you. NO STINGY...LONELY-TAILS. (try a nice head-band)
#2 Expect to have to defend yourself, everyone is going to talk about you.
#3 Do not wear a scrunchie with your business professional attire. Are you kidding?
#4 Do not wear scrunchie like this model.
#5 If you decide to take on this recycled trend....proceed with caution.

Pics provided by www.americanapparel.net...Scrunchies come in about 15 different colors and textures. Find the one...or 10 for you.

All That Glitters

Trend Alert: Shimmer...Shimmer...Shine.

Balmain-Fall 2009

There's a new Trend Alert: Looking like a Disco Ball. If you guys like to be the center of attention like myself, then this is the perfect trend for you.

Chloe- Spring/Summer 2009

Here are a few rules as how to wear it:

1: Do not wear shimmer fabric from head to toe...unless you are 105 lbs. and 5'9 or taller.
2: Do not wear glitter eye shadow or lip gloss...a little shine is acceptable, but the glitter shit you wore to Cheer Camp circa 1996 is not cool.
3: Wear one statement piece, i.e. dress, bolero, jackets, pants....etc.
4: You can tone down a very sparkly piece with nude colors or black to balance it out.
5: Wear it with confidence...no one likes a shy Diana Ross. If you're a diva, be a damn DIVA.

Derek Lam- Fall 2009

Gucci- Fall 2009

Pictures above provided by style.com.

The pictures shown are pretty expensive as you know. Find your stylish, affordable garments at H&M, Topshop, Forever 21, and American Apparel....pictures from these hot spots are shown below.

American Apparel

American Apparel The Beautiful

Two new things I'm excited to see at American Apparel...

1. Interlock One-shoulder Dress
2. Cotton Spandex Jersey Two-Face Legging

(pictured above)

Now, I know its a bad idea that I belong to the American Apparel mailing list. I receive online coupons, know about all the new new coming in the store, and I visit the site almost everyday just to look at all the pretty colors.

If you have never shopped at American Apparel, you need to get with the program. What the F*** are you waiting for? And if you're an addict like me, go ahead and join the mailing list.

Since I have your attention. Let me just show a few more things I'm excited about.
Whoo-hoo!


3. Printed Nylon Tricot Tank Dress
4. The Beach T

(pictured above again)

And if I could make a suggestion American Apparel people....can you put this store on every corner like Walgreens? Thank you.
And don't forget about the suburbs alright. We like spandex too. Shit.

Pics provided by www.americanapparel.net