Hale, King Louis

Oh Kanye. As much as I love you, those who do not get your genetic makeup, may not understand why I like you the way I do. While others see it as arrogance, I see it as a large, beautiful ego.

As B. has so annoyingly said on her latest LP, Ego:
“He got a big ego, such a huge ego
I love his big ego, it's too much
He walk like this 'cause he can back it up”

(That is the only time I will quote that girl by the way…)

Anyways, Kanye was asked by Louis Vuitton to create a limited edition sneaker for the luxury brand. Kanye posted on his blog this past weekend, (rubbing it in for us mortals), "So I asked myself this question, and you can ask yourself the same: Who do you know with two thumbs and his own Louis shoe? This guy!"

He designed a monochrome mid-top sneaker with a quilted flap in the back perfected for tucking your jeans. The Louis Vuitton “Boat Shoe” comes in 6 sample colors designed with LV, and is made of suede and leather. West also stated that the red shoe ripped the runway open, “like an instant tattoo.”

Kanye then surprisingly announced that to help him become a successful clothing designer, he is going to skip across the pond to get a fashion internship in London - allowing his music career to take a backseat.

And in case you thought West was maybe growing up and becoming less arrogant, he also stated he had to change his name. He said that he had been known as the “Louis Vuitton Don” as Kanye West, but since the collaboration with Louis is like putting a crown on a king, well the name must fit.

He says: “Due to what has happened so severely when the red shoes hit the runway, I was forced to change my name to Martin Louis the King Jr. Address me as such."

Hats off to Louis the King Jr. I hope he doesn’t expect a parade in his honor. Unless he’s already asked.


See the entire Louis Vuitton Men’s Fall 2009 collection www.style.com.

LADY and the Tramp

Ok so I have a new favorite. She’s nasty like Janet, looks like Christina Aguilera, is crazy like Amy Winehouse, music sort of like M.I.A (but not really), and smells like spandex and bubble gum.
Who is she? Lady Gaga.

She first caught my eye and ear on an episode of The Hills and I have loved her ever since. I guess I like her because she’s crazy and never has enough clothes on. She has often caught hell, because if she wears a top, she doesn’t wear pants and if she wears pants, she doesn’t wear a top. This fascinates and disgusts me all at the same time, and I can’t seem to pry myself from her tackiness.
Even something that would have normally bothered me does not. Of course I’m talking about that damn lightning bolt that seems to always want to poke her in her retina. What does it even mean anyways? I know I used to wear a lightning bolt necklace in high school. I got it from Express and thought I looked so cool until someone said I looked like a lesbian with it dangling around my neck. (I still don’t get it)
Anyways, I ripped the necklace off of my neck so fast I cut myself and vowed to never where another lightning bolt again. I guess that’s why it bothers me so that she’s able to pull it off.

Lady Gaga says about her fashion sense:
“Fashion is everything to me. It's just as important as the music. I don't want to exist to the British people as just one song. I want to be a true artist who affects their culture in the same way that I've affected American culture.”—Lady Gaga

Whatever Lady.

Find out more than you ever wanted to know about anyone at www.ladygaga.com. I thought about telling her life history, but then I realized I didn’t care that much. I just hope her next single is just as tacky as the last two, “Just Dance”, and “Disco Stick.” Maybe it will be called…nevermind, it was too mean!!!
Till next time.

Baby, can you hold my purse?

I know you men hate when your girl asks you to hold her purse...but, what if you had one of your own?

It’s time. It’s time for men to embrace fashion trends. It’s time for them to accept that things are changing and life is too short to be uptight. What am I talking about?

Man Bags.

Man Bags have been trickling on the runway for a few years now, but men don’t seem to be jumping at the idea. I’m going to be psychologist Doctor Gossip today and see if I can figure out why men don’t like man satchels.
I think it’s because your macho man feels like they may look a little “feminine” carrying a man purse. To the contrary my friend, I think man bags are sexy. Especially the ones made of leather and studs, and other manly appliqués. I would love to be walking down the street with my boyfriend, and not a have purse, and have him holding my big fat wallet, and makeup, and water bottle, and magazine, and ballet flats, and cell phone, and lunch. (Yes all of this is in my bag currently)
Now I know men are like, no way. But try it out. I bet you’ll love having everything at your disposal. Especially you guys that are way too cool for a book bag or messenger bag. How else are you going to carry all of your shit? Huh?

So for the men who are willing to give it a try, I have listed a few places where you can take a gander.

Top design houses like Versace, Dolce & Gabbana, Emporio Armani, Gucci, Fendi, and Iceberg, just to name a few, have done beautiful Man Bags for Spring 09. And for the more cost conscious men out there, there are also stores like Diesel, H&M, American Apparel, and Urban Outfitters that have some versions for you.

Try it… you’ll love it. And you won’t look like Zoolander, I promise.


Pictures provided by http://nymag.com and images are from Iceberg and Salvatore Ferragamo Spring 2009.

The City....My World!

So, sometimes one must take a detour from the fashion world. Not too far of course or I wouldn’t find my way back. I’m already sweating a little at the thought of it.
He he he.
Anyways, my new fav show is of course “The City.” For those of you who don’t know what I’m talking about, it is Whitney Port’s spin-off from “The Hills.” (Hopefully I need not explain what The Hills is.)
Can I just say that this show is fantastic. Not only does it involve Diane von Furstenberg, one of the greatest American designers of our time; but it includes models, socialites, and DRAMA. I cannot wait until Monday night rolls around and I get to live out my New York fantasies through Whitney. Although the show is probably scripted, it seems way more real than The Hills, and I don’t have to hear about damn Heidi and Spencer every 5 minutes…which makes me happy.
Just to be clear, The City is the best damn thing to hit MTV since Real World Seattle so please tune in; if not for the Drama, then please the hot male models.

P.S. My absolute favorite girl-to-hate is Olivia Palermo.
Man she is an ass hole! I love her.

Oh and very exciting news, MTV just signed for a second season of The City. I guess dreams really do come true…

Go to www.mtv.com for details.


Picture provided by http://nymag.com

Alternative to the Label

What is the fascination behind wearing name brands? Isn’t it possible to be more fashion forward without Baby Phat and Applebottoms stapled on your jeans? It is possible. In fact, there are many stores that have other options that will reflect your sense of style.

Some stores that you can venture to are, H&M, American Apparel, and Forever 21, which are great places to crossover to. They make it easy to find any type of look you are going for. If your style is more unique and you like to have fun, go to H&M. They have looks for the young at heart and the young at work. If your look is casual and comfy, go to American Apparel. They have the softest clothes to layer with. And if you’re more of a trend follower and like bright, hip clothes go to Forever 21.

You can find H&M at www.hm.com , however you can’t shop online, the website is just for the looking. American Apparel is at www.americanapparel.net they have stores nationwide and you can shop online. Their prices range from $5 to $45. Lastly, Forever 21 can be found at www.forever21.com, they are the cheapest of the three and have all the new trends before they’re in the magazines. And please don’t be afraid of the thrift store. They have vintage bags, belts, and jewelry to add to your collection. They can be found if you just type in your area and thrift store at www.google.com.

Some things to help you figure out if you are a “Name-Brand Junkie” and you need to switch up your look are as follows:

You always buy matching sets. I cannot stand when grown people have on a manikin made outfit. It’s saying you cannot think for yourself, like when your mother used to pick out your fit.

The name of the company is all on the outside of the clothes. Everyone does not need to know who made it. That is no longer a “status” thing.

If your dude can have a “Man’s Version” of your outfit, something is not right.

Please just think about what you’re buying and ways that you can change in order to showcase your personality. There is nothing wrong with a name brand or logo here or there, but we don’t need overkill. Happy Shopping.

Have You Seen my Cerulean Crayon?

I found it ya’ll…and its lovely!!!

Wondering what I’m talking about?
JEANTRIX CLOTHING.

So because of the wonder that is Myspace, I discovered this gem called Jeantrix Clothing. The head designer NYCE, says that Jeantrix is the clothing line for the “out of the box consumer”. And when they say “out of the box” they mean that shit.

The designers use the technique of distressing and manipulating to create avant-garde clothing and accessories for the crazy girl (or homeboy) in you. Think Peter Pan’s “Lost Boys”, mixed with 80’s Revival, mixed with Vivienne Westwood. I think…

Have you noticed I’m having trouble comparing them to anyone? It’s because I haven’t seen clothes like this ever. And the stuff is so creative, I naturally get about 4 million ideas just looking at it.

Two young designers founded the line back in 2003. These artistic geniuses’ are based in Philly and have taken the damn city over. They have done fashion shows all over the U.S of A and have been featured in many publications including UCE and Convention. And if you think they’re not mainstream yet, they have also styled many a celebrity…including my fav boys from the Chi “The Cool Kids.”

I really can’t explain these clothes like I want to, but I just need you to think about your old school box of 24 Crayola’s, maybe a graffiti wall in NYC, and your first finger painting circa 1992. Then look at the pics. Jeantrix is going places people and in case you didn’t know, now you do.

Check them out at www.myspace.com/jeantrix or via email at jeantrixclothingco@yahoo.com

Organically Tested Tried and True

Ok so I’ve heard of Covet me, covet yours, covet now….but alas there is Covet this, the world renowned organic clothing line for men and women. Now, the line is called Covet which is not Sarah Jessica Parkers perfume, but the best damn organic thing since wheat bread. Actually I think these clothes might be healthier for you and better for the environment.

I must admit when I first saw this line I didn’t say to myself, I must get this because its eco-friendly and I’ll be helping the world. The clothes are freaking wonderful. In fact, I didn’t even know the line was Organically based, with natural fibers and honestly I didn’t care. The clothes are made well, look great, and accentuate my butt the way it should.
All jokes aside, your going to want to help the universe when you try on these clothes and feel what organic-cotton, hemp, and bamboo is like on your skin. Nothing itches, nothing pulls, and no animals died in the process.

To break it down, Covet was developed by designer Tara St. James and the line is based out of Canada. Covet was inspired by the Japanese culture with a hidden bondage look throughout the line. St. James focused on having a mixture between soft and hard, delicate and tough, feminine and masculine. This balance is what the line stands for. They aren’t like other lines that just do organic t-shirts and thinks it’s saving the world. Covet still incorporates style and unique detailing that sets it aside from everyone else. Some of the details that I especially enjoy are the intentional mis-matched sleeves and buttons, the high-waisted wide leg pants, and the off-the-shoulder sweaters. And one of the coolest things is that one piece has a million and one different ways to wear it. Hoodies can be flipped upside down, scarves can be worn as vests, and shirts can be worn like skirts. Who else can say that? It’s like getting 100 pieces for the price of 35. Dang!

St. James designed the line to be comfortable, roomy, and avant garde; like a mix between the grunge era and M.C. Hammer sprinkled with Stella McCartney. This line is for the girl who is distinctive, beautiful, and stylish and for the guy who likes to look different than all of his friends. Remember the most important thing about Covet is its single fight to help save the world. But don’t hate me for just caring about the clothes…their just so damn cool.

Visit them at www.covetthis.com with a listing of stores and for everything else you might have wanted to know.